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Prickle Pup - Cactus Brass Tag
$24.00

Best for: Dogs who thrive on sunshine, snacks, and mild mischief.

For the dog who’s cute, chaotic, and just a little bit prickly.

The Prickle Pup tag is hand‑stamped on solid brass and shaped like a wobbly cartoon cactus, the kind you’d see on a retro arcade screen or a 90s desert‑themed sticker sheet.

Chunky, shiny, and full of personality, this tag brings instant energy to any collar.

Features:

  • Hand‑stamped lettering, every tag is unique

  • Retro cactus silhouette with playful wobble

  • Ages into a warm, vintage patina

  • 30mmx25mm solid brass tag, and D shackle bolt.

Care guide can be found on our About page

30cm Ring Toy
$15.00

Best for: Dogs who treat water like their personal stage.

Meet the toy that turns every dog into a pool‑party legend. This 30cm EVA Ring Float is lightweight, neon‑bright, and built for splashy chaos.

Made from durable, closed‑cell EVA foam, it floats like a dream and survives even the most dramatic zoomies.

Perfect for beach dogs, creek dogs, sprinkler dogs, and “I don’t swim but I do vibe” dogs.

Features:

  • 30cm EVA foam ring lightweight + buoyant

  • Neon colours for maximum 90s energy

  • Soft on teeth, tough on play

  • Floats on water (even in waves)

  • Easy to grab, carry, and chase

  • Rinse‑clean surface

raw paw
from $21.00

raw paw is here to save the day (and the dry toe beans).

Our all‑natural balm is packed with plant‑powered goodness to soothe, soften, and protect your pup’s paws, from hot footpaths to crunchy grass to “I ran too hard at the beach again” moments.

Think of it as a lil’ retro‑themed spa day for their feet.

100% natural

Lick‑safe

Softens + protects

No fake fragrances

Can also be used on the cutest of snoots, and any dry areas of skin your dog may have.

We recommend a small test patch first, just in case!

Keep the bar in the tin in a cool dry location. It WILL melt in hot environments, as there is no nasty fillers in the product.

ingredients: calendula infused coconut oil, extra virgin olive oil, beeswax.

refills bars will be sent wrapped in paper, so you don’t have to buy a new time each time! - unless of course you like to collect shiny things, then by all means, buy a new time each time!

Beam Me Up - UFO Brass Tag
$24.00

Best for: the dog who takes off as soon as you call them!

Give your pup a hit of pure 90s nostalgia with a tag that’s built to last and made to stand out. Each tag is crafted from solid, weighty brass and hand‑stamped one letter at a time, giving it that perfectly imperfect, retro‑authentic charm.

Chunky, shiny, and full of personality, this tag is the accessory your dog would pick if they had opposable thumbs to order on your laptop.

Features:

  • 40mmx25mm tag

  • Solid brass (no plating, no fading)

  • Hand‑stamped lettering for a unique finish

  • Retro‑inspired shapes that pop on any collar

  • Ages beautifully with a warm, vintage patina

Follow the chaos in real time

Follow the chaos in real time